PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW TO GET HERE - ALL VISITS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY

INSTRUCTIONS

1. If you don't read all the instructions below, you are going to regret it - you are going to be sooooo darn frustrated. Seriously. It's hilarious how many folks show up here and DM me "I'm here" and I love to reply "Ok." After a few minutes, I get another message "what do I do?" I RESEND them the link to this page and then, they actually read it... When we come face to face, this faux paux is not brought up. Lips remain sealed.
   
   

2. All visits by appointment only. To schedule an appointment, TEXT (956) 492-7140. For faster response, please TEXT, do not call. This helps minimize spam calls.

3. Put this address in Google Maps - 500 E. Camellia Ave #12 | McAllen, Texas 78501.
   
   
4. PARK ON THE STREET - ANYWHERE ON THE STREET. Do NOT park or enter the apartment complex through the driveway as they will tow your car away at YOUR expense. Yes, folks actually follow a car in and then park in a tenant's spot. YIKES! Then, they can't get out of the complex without someone unlocking the gate code. Oh well...
   
   
5. Enter through the small gate in the picture below - on your left if you are facing the building - it is the one with the keypad. The one that the BIG RED ARROW is pointing to. Folks go to the wrong building on the street. There is ONLY one red brick building on the street. I promise. No tricks.
   
   
6. Enter 067 which will dial me and keep watching the display for ‘access granted’ and push the gate open. IF you don’t keep watching the display, you are likely to miss notification of the gate opening.